I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
Demön
Fuck you goat man
holy shit
This… this is what lightning magic is supposed to be like.
I’m the “wow”
the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods
pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it
mood
I want to have more sex, travel more, drink more wine and love life.
—
Zoe Saldana
(via wordsnquotes)
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
avocado’s number
NO.
One of my favorite puns.
*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool
television history
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
Beaut
(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)
That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.
—John Green (via quotemadness)
